When it comes to the world of learning Business, I have neither.
It is only the second week of the Semester. It is only the beginning, and I am already in big times. There are several reasons for me to doubt, regret, and consider hurting someone.
Firstly, I can barely focus on the first sentence in the first chapter of this module about Accounting. To make matters worse, at least 65% of the stuff in there are all ACRONYMS. F*cking A-C-R-O-N-Y-M-S.
Consider this: How would you feel if some random guy insulted your mother, and everyone but you understood the insult?
Secondly, I have missed at least enough lessons to finish an entire training workshop about work etiquette (Literally)... As I look back in time, during the holidays... I should never have spent my nights watching Gintama, playing AoE II and the infamous Sims 3: 'Pirates!' Edition...
Then, looking back 1 year and 8 months, my mind must have been seduced by money, fame, money and money, when I was deciding on my next course in life. I may be satisfied with the people I have met so far, but I am far from satisfied with the kind of things I am supposed to deal with in my working life.
Maybe I could have fared much better in some Design course. Because every time I take some personality-and-job test our tutors threw on us, these tests always tells me business is NOT FOR ME. That I am better off being a cheese-eating artist, or pedophile school counselor, or 8-star chef and stuff like that. BUT NOT BUSINESS.
Well, I guess it is too late to turn back. I am already halfway to getting my Diploma in something my personality tests seem to detest so much. Maybe after our priso- I mean, Service, I will pursue some kind of Design course in a local university, if I qualify, that is...
For now, I have to think of something to keep everything I need in my brain. But to think of something to keep everything I need in my brain, I have to make use of my brain... So that means I can keep less things I need in my brain...
Maybe taking notes on the back of a nude hot lady can help retain the knowledge in my brain? Hmm... ...

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