The Beauty Of Metallic Symphony

October 05, 2013

Mental Constipation

  To prove that I am not dead, and not dead to my blog, I would like to puke some bloody rainbows and cook up some brownish-blue curry into this post.

  I have not given up as a blogger. But it has been too long since I posted something to prove that.

  Also, I am kinda filled up in my mind and decided to let off some steam. Although I doubt whatever I'm going to say is going into anyone. Even if it does, I'll probably make some new public enemies. Sick freaks and retards would definitely go for my balls, since that is the only thing on their mind, if it doesn't make up majority of the world population.

  To make the constipation easier to digest, I decided to just list them:
  • 100% of the people who boasts that they go to the gym just wants to thrust their thumb-sized penis into a lady's receiving end.
  • People who tell others that they frequent clubs just want attention in the form of one-sided friendship.
  • Expensive clothes bought with your parents' hard-earned salary does not deserve to be called "fashionable"
  • The pop genre to me is like a MADAO's foot skin served as rice in an expensive buffet.
  • Don't know what MADAO stands for? Go look it up at: http://darkerbluex.blogspot.sg/2008/07/meaning-of-madao.html
  • I love several Metal genres, especially Symphonic Metal. I'm not emotional, off-mainstream, nor am I violent in nature; I just enjoy the feel to it.
  • LIVERPOOL FANS CAN KISS MY JUICY ASS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA~
  • I support Chelsea with all my heart. Go Torres!
  • First-person shooters never fail to wreck my mind. Especially those with the sci-fi themes.
  • I wouldn't mind Grand Theft Auto V. Second-hand.
  • That being said. I remember these two idiots owing my idiot bro and I both brand new Xbox Ones.
  • People dare pitch Mario against Spyro? How about I pitch my household wasp nest up their filthy gamer ass?
  • People who play nice guys in front of girls deserve to date a ruined building.
  • In case you were wondering... I was never a good guy to begin with.
  • Maybe S Class II.
  • The only reason why I dislike shopping is because
    • Waste of time
    • Waste of money
    • Hate walking around without a destination
    • No girlfriend to shop with
    • Waste of money
  • Don't just drink 2 litres of water everyday. Make it 2.5!
  • I have a love-hate relationship with spicy food.
  • K-Pop? Isn't that the marathon which took place in Korea, participants are mostly hopeless fan-girls, entrance fee was at least 4 digits, and the main event was to stalk vans of Korean pretty idols on foot? Nothing interesting about that.
  • Memes have replaced money in being the root of all evil.
  Gonna judge me now? Go ahead. Shoot your pretty and colorless remarks on what is otherwise Mental Constipation. I am done for today...

  But perhaps I can think of some original stories to cook up in the coming future. When I am not too occupied with my upcoming term in school.

  And thank you, blog, for letting me blow off some steam. Although I am unsure from which particular hole...