Anyways, I was shocked, and yet I wasn't, when I saw The Depressed Guy, this (I seriously can't help but say...) loser proposing to another girl for Valentine's IN FACEBOOK!
I remember my friend in class, Doctor Love, whom thought I "need some love", had advised me on something about relationships:
If you wanna ask a girl out for anything, do it right in front of her. Try not to use call, nor SMS, and NEVER, EVER ask her publicly through social media.Obviously his hapless victim would become afraid, annoyed and embarrassed. Even I would feel the former to a small extent when a girl suddenly asks me out for something. So, The Depressed Guy is either desperate and/or super horny. Also, to make matters worse, he had made an empty promise never to date.
Not only did he fail miserably even before the date, he also broke his promise. Seriously, when will he EVER grow up? When will he ever be a 'made' man?
Anyways, I will post more conspiracy theories, hopefully with no consequences, when I have the time, energy and more insights to the physical world. Maybe I might even follow up with even more different stuff in the future. Who knows?
So... Here's my confession:
Will I be my Valentine?Haha!
