Shotgun Wedding

  He did it, he regretted it. There is no turning back...

  I am truly disappointed with someone. Truly, I am. I am disappointed with this cousin, who is 5 years older than me. He is 22 this year, and is engaged. He is getting married next week. In fact, I find it really disappointing that he is married way earlier than my two older cousins, 25 and 27. He had no choice; it was a shotgun wedding or imprisonment for a decade.

  I am not entirely sure of the details behind this incident. It was not local either. It all happened in our neighboring country, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. What I call "a foolish 15-minutes pleasure for a lifelong punishment". My aunt was infuriated almost to the extent of disowning him, whereas my uncle didn't even give a penny worth of attention. I never heard from any of them. I got these information(Nosy bastard, ain't I?) from an inside informant, my first aunt. She shared all these information with my mom, who then conveyed to the three of us. Both of my parents will be attending my hopelessly-licentious cousin's shotgun wedding on Friday, and back on Saturday. This is, in fact, a great opportunity for my personal freedom!

  Now, there is one thing I really don't understand. Yes, I am a guy too, but weird am I for not knowing this: What is so great about sex? Why would people such as this horny cousin of mine crave so much for sex? Maybe in Malaysia, being a virgin is a bad thing? Sometimes, I find it amusing when some of my classmates describe masturbation as a form of pleasure and... swag?

  My cousin is probably dozing off at work again, regretting what he did that night. He got the girl pregnant. Luckily she wasn't underage, as my aunt said, or he would have been in for deeper shit. He should be glad that he was not sued for it, I guess... One of the bigger reasons for my disappointment of him was that... He was the very person who got Spyro into my childhood... Perhaps I MAY forgive him. However I am in no position to be responsible for his misdoings. He smoked, fought, had sex, and now? A shotgun wedding... Goodbye, my childhood idol... Goodbye... (P.S. I mean HIM, not Spyro =.=")